Mr. Mouse
Well today after getting home I decided to get some dishes done. I worked my way through the pile of dirties one by one and eventually they were all done. I next attacked the deep fryer, which was in poor shape due to some chive breaded french fry failure from 2 weeks before. First task up drain out all of the oil. I found the appropriate container, put the funnel on top of it and started to poor. I saw what looked like a french fry that was fried once to many as the dark oil drained away. Soon I could see it had some more volume to this tasty treat. Before I knew it the whole mouse poured out and plugged my funnel. It was quite the sight, having a thoroughly soaked mouse in vegetable oil plug up my funnel. He wasn’t crispy, so the last batch of french fry’s didn’t have company. I tossed the little bugger into the garbage can and finished washing it out. Amy and I then had deep fried french fries and chicken strips, mmm mmm good. Don’t tell Amy.