FUnny news story.
I recently was sent this email from STP, pretty good short story.
> ANTHRAX SCARE AT FORD FIELD
> Detroit, Michigan - Monday, December 8, 2008 –
>
> Detroit Lions football practice was delayed nearly two hours this
> afternoon after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
> substance on the practice field. Head coach Rod Marinelli immediately
> suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to
> investigate.
>
> After a complete analysis, Michigan State Police forensic experts
> determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was
> the goal line. Practice was resumed after the forensic experts
> decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.