The Canadians have made me a little sad today.

Canada Gives Obese Flyers an Extra Seat for Free

The more comfortable they get, the higher the prices will rise for everyone.  Less revenue per fat flight means lower margins, losses and BAM higher ticker prices.  I know the U.S. is great when it comes to bankrupting people with stupid laws like the Americans with Disabilities act, but Canada has now pulled ahead in these special Olympics.

Well wait a second, a fat man and a skinny man drive the same make and model vehicle to the airport, and the fat man gets worse gas mileage, this conspiracy against fat people is deeper into corporations then I have first suspected.  Wait, the fat man in front of me at McDonalds today had to pay more then me for his more food!!  Fatty Donalds is gunning for them too.  Why does everyone have to pick on the pleasantly plump, please leave them alone and leave the ho ho’s will ya?