SNB Offers New One of a Kind Insurance
Local hometown bank Superior National Bank featured it’s new one of a kind insurance offered to it’s clients, Ugly Insurance.
Premiums are adjusted based on parents looks and a written ugly aptitude test. Then comes the physical exam. Everyone is in danger of becoming ugly and experiencing decreased social value. Once you start to experience negative social experience because of your looks or someone elses, it’s time to file a claim.
Insurance is great for new borns, to protect against an ugly baby. Great present for your parents or even a spouse to protect against those possible ugly years of the marriage ahead. Live worry free from getting your face run over by a truck or having beautiful looks mauled by a pit bull, no one should have to experience those without Ugly insurance. Never be afraid of burning yourself from head to toe with that microwaved cheese whiz. Scared of those acne years? Not anymore.
Some people may be ineligible to qualify for our Ugly insurance. If you are ineligible and you have kids with someone else who is ineligible, then the kids will be ineligible also.
Go ahead, turn on the lights, come out of your house and take that bag off your head. Pick up some insurance and stay safe from that ugly stick beat down. Ugly insurance only available from SNB, so stop by today.