Did ya se da terdy pointer?
Dis here terdy pointer came along da wrong man. Seems dem points fall off da longer it takes ya to find em. He was a hefty deer, clear took my bumper right off when dragging it with da truck. Man gramps told me about dez big ones, never thought I’d get da chance. One shot, two shot, three shot, this sumthing wasn’t going down. I had to garrote him with my blade since I was outta ammo. Fire up the chest freezer honey, we won’t need groceries for awhile.
You have done it again Bud “Salmon Slayer”, you biggest salmon yet.
