September 21, 2007

Bad day for anyone who values rear end

Filed under: Cars, Travel, Local Events — admin @ 4:46 am

The lane closures over portgage lift bridge has been causing bad days for drivers.  With lanes closed and traffic barely moving a mix out out of town students and slow moving, driver educationless yocals have lead to an increase of pre snow fender benders.  How don’t you see a full size Aramark truck in a 25mph zone?  How do blinkerless merges speed up the flow of traffic?  Why don’t people take the proper detour?  None of these questions can be answered unless you have observed local drivers habits.  It only takes one day in downtown Detroit, Chicago, Los Angeles or Ft. Lauderdale to understand we have a serious problem with local Copper Country drivers.  If the Upper Peninsula was a state we would be ranked 51st in the best traffic skillz category.  The only reason why we don’t have drivers going thru a farmers market and smoking some people is we don’t have any farmers markets…